Living Will

Joke sent from my mother:

Last night my friend  and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want  to live in a
vegetative state, dependent on some  machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive.  That  would be
no quality of life at all,  If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

So she got up,  unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch.